And If You Were A Girl, Your Mother And I Were Going To Name You "Altogether T. Distributor"

Hi, Holdout Z. Cataclysm here. Husband to Alumnus B. Dominick and father to two wonderful little boys, Assistant G. Intercept and Conception C. Voluntary.

My family and I would like to know why you've been ignoring our emails. Oh, and your Citibank account information needs to be verified. And Outback or Lone Star? And please let us know where to send the plasma TV. And young giiiirls are waiting and avaiiiilable.

(What's your spammer name?) [via Blinq]

[P.S - "Altogether" really would be our daughter's spam name if we had a girl. Which is weird because that was the also the name we had chosen for a baby girl. Huh.]

Comments

[Ryan]

you scooped me! I love these odd configurations of spam names. slightly futuristic, almost starwarsian in their selections they are.

[Janie]

That was interesting.

Love,
Governance R. Beseech