Give Me Back My Name

Via the one and only of 270 Karen,  How Many of Me?

Americans who share my first name: 1,412,852
Americans who share my last name: 2,100
Americans who share my full name: 10

Americans who share the missus's first name: 14, 998
Americans who share the missus's last name: 2,100
Americans who share the missus's full name: 0 (???)

Americans who share the nine-year-old's first name: 412,457
Americans who share the nine-year-old's last name: 2,100
Americans who share the nine-year-old's full name: 3

Americans who share the four-year-old's first name: 460,452
Americans who share the four-year-old's last name: 2,100
Americans who share the four-year-old's full name: 3

Man-oh-man, the missus ain't going to be happy finding out that she doesn't exist. She hates when that happens.

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[Janie]

Americans who share Janie's name: 76,492 (Jane: 374,961)
Americans who share my last name: 98,990
Americans who share my full name: 25 (Jane: 124)

[terry]

Dee is not the only one who doesn't exist.

Americans who share my first name, Teresa, 503,947
Americans who share my full name, 1

Americans who share the name Vincent, 251,974
Americans who share his full name, 0

Americans who share the name Daniel, 1,468,346
Americans who share his full name, 2

Americans who share the name Shawn, 335,965
Americans who share his full name,0

Americans who share the name Keith, 463,451
Americans who share his full name, 1

Americans who share our last name, 330

[yoko]

Gack! I don't exist either!

I happen to know several people with my last name, and the site says there are none. hmm...