I didn't have my camera with me for my first game ever coaching soccer, so you'll have to settle for a high-tech computer-generated simulation (and yes, I used this same joke last year for my first game coaching basketball):
In case you haven't guessed, we're the blue team.
Actually, in this league we don't even keep score. It didn't matter - the other team scored so many goals on us that I doubt these kindergartners would have been able to count that high anyway.
Oh, it's going to be a loooooong season.