10 Mildly Blasphemous Swears I've Been Known To Use When The Kids Are Around (like, say, while setting up the Christmas Tree):
- Christ on a bike!
- Jeez Louise!
- Good Lord!
- Christ Almighty!
- Lord Almighty!
- Good God Almighty!
- Jesus Christmas!
- For the love of God!
- My God!
- Jesus $&%^#^# Christ, why the $*^% do only half these &*%^%^$ lights want to work?!
It's all downhill from there.
[Speaking of Christmas, I'm taking suggestions for what to make for the neighborhood cookie exchange. Anyone?]
I say "Jeez Louise" all the time lol. Have for decades. Also, "Gee Zoo". Also say that last one quite often especially when PMSing.
Christ on a bike is a new one LOL.
Cookies for YOUR neighborhood...hmmmm...nahhhh, too easy
Posted by: Donna | 2005.11.27 at 08:01 AM
Italian wedding cookies or chocolate crickles!
Posted by: Luna | 2005.11.27 at 08:51 AM
Christ on a bike! I'll have to remember that one.
I've got the perfect cookie recipe for you, as long as you give me SOME guidance. Chocolate? Nuts? Any favorite flavors, or particular dislikes?
Posted by: Karen | 2005.11.27 at 05:16 PM
Yeah and if you believe the swear Donna uses while pms'ing is gee zoo then, people, you will believe ANYTHING!
Actually, I think the real swear she uses is 'gee f'ing zoo' without the gee and zoo parts.
Posted by: Janie | 2005.11.29 at 01:01 PM