Oh, sure, everybody talks about "falling flat on their face" but how many people actually do it?
Kitchen - mopped.
Chairs - returned.
Floor - slick.
Feet - airborne.
Hands - AWOL.
Face - planted.
Obscenities - screamed.
Glasses - bent.
Pride - wounded.
Floor - victorious.
Me - defeated (and de-feeted - ha!).
Me - didn't laugh when seeing the injury
Me - proud
Posted by: Donna | 2006.04.22 at 03:22 PM
you're very right, i've heard the expression so many times, but the falling on the ass is the more frequent accident.
that looks like it stings.
Posted by: dragonballyee | 2006.04.24 at 09:53 AM