It's One Of Them There Conjugal Visits

Overheard at the local Superfresh this fine Memorial Day:

Cashier (to customer): We got all our brothers and sisters and all his aunts and uncles and cousins and all my aunts and uncles and cousins and they're all gonna be conjugating at our house.

Nerds.

Comments

[Donna]

Now you know why I don't have family get together's at my house. No way do I want you all conjugating on my property.