Of Course, Since It's Miller Lite, You Should Probably Just Aim The Thing At The Trash Can

Hey! How was your day?

My day? Oh, well, pretty uneventful until about 3:30 when I PASSED OUT ON THE MEN'S ROOM FLOOR AT WORK. But other than that, pretty run-of-the-mill.

Crazy, right? Still trying to figure out why it happened, but the last thing I remember was feeling a little woozy taking that last turn into the bathroom.

The missus came into the city, rescued me, and took me home. Did I mention how wonderful she is? (She made me write that, but it doesn't mean it's not true). She and the nine-year-old have taken very good care of me since I've gotten home (the four-year-old, however, has been more concerned with watching Over the Hedge. Loudly. Very loudly).

The wonderful wife has ordered me to knock off early tonight, so I'll just leave you with one of the greatest inventions ever, uh, invented.

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[via Deadspin, under the heading "Soon, Americans Will Lack the Need to Move"]

[Please note that while this is beer-related, beer played no part in my passing out. Honest. I wish.]

Comments

[Karen]

I hate when that happens.

Seriously, take it easy today -- you might have one of those dizzy viruses.

[TwoBusy]

I'd like to say I didn't notice the same thing when I saw that video on the news yesterday... but I did. Still, if you love cheap, crappy beer really shaken up, it's a phemomenal invention.

Anyhow. Good job passing on on the bathroom floor. At work. I'm sure no one will be talking about that when you come back.

[ShoreTurtle]

Hey Dude. I hope that you're feeling better. Kudos to the missus for rescuing you.

[Janie]

I must have missed the part where you say you got checked out to make sure you're okay.

Oh, and you didn't crap yourself when you passed out, did you?

[Frank]

Man, that's no good. Hope you're feeling better...and I see that later you say it's lack of sleep. Visit a doc tho...guys don't do that...but need to.We want many years of the most clever headlines in blogdom.